16. At some point in your life, you were a
D.J.
15. You netted more than 50 thousand dollars
on your first communion.
14. There were more than 28 people in your bridal
party.
13. If someone in your family is taller than
5' 6", it's presumed his mother had an
affair.
12. You are on a first name basis with at least
8 banquet hall owners.
11. A high school diploma and 1 year of college
has earned you the title of "Professore"
among your aunts.
10. At least 5 of your cousins live on your
street.
9. All 5 of those cousins are named after your
grandfather.
8. You are a card carrying V.I.P. at more than
3 dance clubs.
7. Your 2 best friends are your cousin and your
brother-in-law's brother-in-law.
6. You consider dunking a pack of "S"
cookies in coffee a nutritious breakfast.
5. Your mechanic, plumber, electrician, accountant
and travel agent are all blood relatives.
4. You share a bathroom with your 5 brothers,
have no money, but drive a 45-thousand dollar
Camaro.
3. Your father owns 5 houses, has 300-thousand
in the bank, but still drives a '76 Monte Carlo.
2. You're 6'4", can bench press 325 pounds,
shave twice a day, but you still cry when your
mother yells at you.
And the number 1 way you know you're Italian....
1. Despite the hair on your back, you still
try to impress the chicks by wearing your "Just
do me" tank top to Wasaga.
